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Menopause Murders: Harem
Book Two in the Menopause Murders series
Review Excerpt
When Lucia Catamonte receives a disturbing phone call from her mother-in-law at the old-age home, she ignores it at first, thinking it's just the ramblings of Nonna Rose's off-kilter mind. In her delusion, Nonna ranted about a naked angel, partying at the nurses' station, and a roommate who has disappeared.

At a meeting with her menopausal women's group Women on Fire, Lucia is stunned to learn that her mother's roommate at Golden Age Haven nursing home has died. Was Judith Becker's death just a case of aging, or was foul play involved? Nonna Rose's incoherent ramblings may tell more truth than a simply confusing story. When the coroner deems the death of unnatural causes, everyone is suspect including Nonna Rose and her adored naked angel. Lucia and her feisty friends take action to solve the murder and brighten the lives of their elders.

Menopause Murders: Harem is a riveting, page-turner mystery sprinkled with romance and more than a few giggles. Is Lucia's wonderful marriage to Tony actually floundering? Can Hannah keep her younger detective satisfied with her older woman charms? Harem is a mystery with surprising twists and turns that keeps you on the edge of your seat. It's also a story of friendship and romance that's aged deliciously like fine wine.

~ Susan Hanniford Crowley, author of The Stormy Love Life of Laura Cordelais

Excerpt: Menopause Murders: Harem

There were shouts and screams, and a few women crying, and then a hush came over the room as the group formed a circle formed the two men.

"But you wouldn't do that, would you? Play a polka for Mickey," Zimmer snarled in a low, insinuating voice. He edged closer. "Your mother hated the old man, complained about him night and day, the poor old bugger. So you have to hate him, too? Don't you see that he's suffering every time he takes his clothes off. You, you--"

Devlin Doyle had come running up beside Gordon. Now he threw himself between the two men. "Zim, hey, cut it out, Zimmer. Let the guy play, for Christ's sake. It's a party. What the hell's the matter with you? C'mon!"

Once Zimmer's tirade was silenced, his cane fell downward and clattered to the floor. Ponyee jumped to pick it up and hand it back, while Richard drooped on the bench, his head pressed against the music shelf, trembling hands smashing the keyboard in discord once again. You could hear his sobs across the room. Then the crying stopped, and everything in room went still as melting ice.

Becker's withdrawn emotion seemed to energize him and, again, he half-rose. "You!" Becker finally managed to get the words out, though by now Zimmer was ten feet away, led by Devlin. "You're the one who hated my mother. It must have been you, you who…"

Hobbling, Ada dashed around Richard and hugged him to her chest before he could continue with the obvious accusation. "No, no, Richard, don't."

People edged away, silent and jittery, and I finally got past the foray.

When at last I reached Nonna Rose and her handsome white-haired partner, my mother-in-law had a mouthful of Smarties puffing out her cheeks, and the old man had somehow squeezed out of the upper part of his jumpsuit. It sagged around his hips and was on the descent, while the two of them, oblivious, danced on to their own unheard music.
It was life as usual at the Golden Age Haven.